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sextnoise:

following back tons!
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dunkindont:

i love cuddling
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breefolk:

ghdos:

starslicer:

LOL.

OHMYGODTHEACCURACYOFTHISPOSTISASTOUNDING.

This actually happened one time between two guys at the school I used to go to.  They were always at each others throats and threatening each other, and one day one of the school administrators took them into an empty classroom and said, “Go at it.”
And they just looked at each other awkwardly and started giggling.

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

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i think i don’t want it anymore

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bikinipowerbottom:

When a white girl smokes weed one time

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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virginsacrificer:

when you hear someone talking about your interests in public

image

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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